You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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