just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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