I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think your dad took our porno
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So apparently I’m into choking now
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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