have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
