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(518): View more from New York

Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'

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(314): View more from Missouri

rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'

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(361): View more from Texas

Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?

(830): View more from Texas

It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.

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