i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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