I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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