hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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