But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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