Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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