Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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