Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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