so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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