I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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