Do you still have your period?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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