all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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