i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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