Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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