yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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