the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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