I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I need water and some morals
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