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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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