Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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