therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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