The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I want her autograph on my taint
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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