do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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