boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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