she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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