Do vagina's smell?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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