I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
