Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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