Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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