honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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