So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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