how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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