I'm lost and stupid without you.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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