Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
