STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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