my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Everything about him screamed your future.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
