Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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