Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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