So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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