Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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