So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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