escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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