Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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