you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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