Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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