At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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