Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bang-toberfest begins!!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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