dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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