Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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