first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think I died a long time ago.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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