so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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