Can i not drive my cunt home
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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